Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: Retaliation In 22 Minutes Or Less

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  1. Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg
    Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg
    46 мүнөт мурун

    Really proves how good these actors are that they said these lines with a straight face.

  2. Jacob Drolet
    Jacob Drolet
    Саат мурун

    The biggest sin of the movie is killing of duke first minutes replace with roadblock as leader weak sauce not good too. Is no one explained how storm shadow survived from the last movie, being slashed by snake eyes then fall in the ice water of the underwater base too.

  3. Melangell ATC
    Melangell ATC
    3 саат мурун

    Trump and his supporters want to burn the Constitution....

  4. Xen Xander
    Xen Xander
    5 саат мурун

    And that first movie, I never could figure out how the ice sunk, once it was shattered...

  5. Shyam
    Shyam
    5 саат мурун

    13:22 I always wondered about that, I just thought I'd missed something or was high

  6. brilissa1
    brilissa1
    7 саат мурун

    WHY ARE YALL SEPARATING THE OUTTAKES

  7. 308328928
    308328928
    8 саат мурун

    00:22 cute voice

  8. Legion Iscariot
    Legion Iscariot
    9 саат мурун

    9:20 "Jinx. Cousin to Storm Shadow" I find is hilarious that pointless detail was necessary 😂

  9. Ermac Jones
    Ermac Jones
    9 саат мурун

    Hahaha Biden? He's too busy forgetting where he even is 98% of the time.

    1. Bandit Aviation
      Bandit Aviation
      3 саат мурун

      Yeah you're right. We need a much younger person in office. Someone that actually knows what's going on in this country. Like a millennial

  10. TJM the Great
    TJM the Great
    9 саат мурун

    Bruce Willis in this movie is the same as Bruce Willis in the Red series lol

  11. KryoTronic
    KryoTronic
    10 саат мурун

    So disappointing that the live action movies of our childhoods have been ruined lol I used to love GI Joe... and it was terrible... but it was still more entertaining than movies they are making nowadays lol

  12. Charles Ott
    Charles Ott
    10 саат мурун

    Guess you never been the attractive one ? If two very Attractive people are together !! You can run all types of game ! Lol

  13. Raymee101
    Raymee101
    11 саат мурун

    Didn't like your review this time, kinda sucks. Normally you are good though

  14. Jacob Staten
    Jacob Staten
    13 саат мурун

    Calling soda "pop" is an impeachable offense and Biden is an agent of Cobra.

  15. Matthew Reineke
    Matthew Reineke
    14 саат мурун

    Right when you praised Joe Biden, im out.

    1. Bandit Aviation
      Bandit Aviation
      12 саат мурун

      lol what a snowflake

  16. DivinitasJanus
    DivinitasJanus
    14 саат мурун

    I enjoyed the first one- it wasn't great, wasn't horrible. I've ostensibly watched this movie. I even own it. I have zero memory of any of this, besides it being horrible.

  17. dawthorn
    dawthorn
    17 саат мурун

    Seventh viewing of Space Jam 2? How can we trust your critiques when you can sit through that garbage?

  18. Cephas Humbles
    Cephas Humbles
    17 саат мурун

    This Movie is Hot Garbage + I tuned out so early that I didn't realize the Martial Arts Master was played by RZA Lmfao...

  19. CoralCopperHead
    CoralCopperHead
    18 саат мурун

    Way to name-drop me.

  20. EnemyNo1
    EnemyNo1
    20 саат мурун

    7:05 You mean how the U.S blatant disregards the elections and sovereignty of other nations and their involvement in the assassinations of Patrice Lumumba, Mohammed Mossadegh and Salvador Allende? Doesn't seem too far fetched to me.

  21. Levario Jones
    Levario Jones
    22 саат мурун

    Ngl I thought that was vin diesel that was right next to the rock in the thumbnail

  22. That Damned Walrus
    That Damned Walrus
    Күн мурун

    These videos are getting pretty insufferable. Can we get one or two where Jeremy doesn’t post cringe in the form of mUh sExIsM MuH wHiTe pEoPlE or any other of his fake woke virtue signaling? None of his “sins” on these things is actually sin worthy

  23. Master Pierce
    Master Pierce
    Күн мурун

    The rock ruins good movies and makes bad movies way worse

  24. 4CAnnaRiches
    4CAnnaRiches
    Күн мурун

    Anyone else think the president in this resembles Joe Biden? (G.I. Joe Biden )

  25. Alex Martin
    Alex Martin
    Күн мурун

    Check!

  26. Michael Okere
    Michael Okere
    Күн мурун

    6:56 Three GI Joes emerge from a well after several hours fully DRY and WITH MAKEUP ON!!!

  27. Jordan Adams
    Jordan Adams
    Күн мурун

    Nuclear bombs won't get set off by bullets. Obviously shooting them is beyond sketchy, but it *shouldn't* blow up from it.

  28. mau48310
    mau48310
    Күн мурун

    Wow this movie definitely didn't age well, ok maybe it was never good to begin with

  29. The Rageaholic
    The Rageaholic
    2 күн мурун

    "American schools in many states" we all know who he's talking about *cough* red states

  30. Captain Smoke
    Captain Smoke
    2 күн мурун

    Why does he even hide the weapons in his house. Thought that's the USA.

  31. Jackson Gibbs
    Jackson Gibbs
    2 күн мурун

    I wonder if the team that gave us Star Wars: The Clone Wars could also produce a good G I Joe cartoon reboot (obviously people could actually die onscreen in said reboot seeing as there was a great deal of that in Clone Wars).

  32. Nick Llama
    Nick Llama
    2 күн мурун

    Adrianne Palicki makes this movie ALMOST worth watching by herself.

  33. Rookee Alding
    Rookee Alding
    2 күн мурун

    you know, you think you're making a joke by saying has-bros...but that is the reason for the name. they were the Hassenfeld Brothers before they abbreviated it. ( This company has a thing with the word "bros" technically they created the Bronies. (bro/pony) )

  34. Mulberry
    Mulberry
    2 күн мурун

    Lame angry birds strategy and lying about it, definitely a sin. lol

  35. Games For Cykits
    Games For Cykits
    2 күн мурун

    Plus all the sins to cinema sins for reupload.

  36. jadenova
    jadenova
    2 күн мурун

    A sin on this movie for having it's climax take place at historic Fort Sumter but it's clearly obvious that it is not Fort Sumter.

  37. RichardBuffet
    RichardBuffet
    2 күн мурун

    Joe biden can't even wipe his own ass let alone kick cobra ass

  38. Armando Rosa
    Armando Rosa
    2 күн мурун

    Can't wait for Birdman to troll Troll this

  39. Spacecookie
    Spacecookie
    2 күн мурун

    Once, about 10 years ago, I was talking to someone from the U.S, and she said that she wanted to visit London, and I said it had quite a few good sites for the tourists, and she responded with 'yep, I want to visit the whole country.' I said that England had ruins and such, and she said she would visit there too. It turned out that she thought that the country was called London and the City was England. I think that whoever made this piece of... stuff... had a similar perception. Needless to say, the visit never went ahead in the end.

  40. Paetaor
    Paetaor
    2 күн мурун

    Why not let Larry Hama write it?

  41. Olivia Williams
    Olivia Williams
    2 күн мурун

    Jeremy, bras in french mean arms... not bra

  42. Jean Roch
    Jean Roch
    2 күн мурун

    19:00 is the best example of how lazy that movie is. See, "bras" is French for "arm", as in "the limb attached to my shoulder". The correct word for arming a missile would be : "armer". Whoever made that prop just google-translated "arm" and didn't bother to check with any French speaker if the result made sense. Along that line, "avorter" is French for "to abort" but is never used in that context. The word is really only used for one thing : abortions. As in stopping a pregnancy. Which makes this "nuclear football" absolutely hilarious :-D

  43. Sean Steele
    Sean Steele
    2 күн мурун

    At first I was going to say stuffed artichoke but it's clearly the same thing that's on the right so maybe some pesto covered pork dish?

  44. Gary Smith
    Gary Smith
    2 күн мурун

    I hated that they killed off the Joes, they could have easily rounded them up and arrested them of false charges, with the remaining Joes becoming fugitives trying to clear their names. But then these movies hardly lived up to their source material, and just became generic action movie fodder.

  45. DBMIIND STUDIOS
    DBMIIND STUDIOS
    2 күн мурун

    Soon as he said snake eyes at 7:17 I got an ad for the Movie snake eyes 👀 lmao

  46. Thauen
    Thauen
    2 күн мурун

    Walton Goggins is a win, this film let him join Antman and wasp

  47. John O ́neil
    John O ́neil
    2 күн мурун

    I remember watching this movie in the cinema with my dad despite him never having seen the first one. I have no idea why he wanted to watch it beyond just silly over the top action.

  48. chocothunda99
    chocothunda99
    2 күн мурун

    Did anyone else notice that they put an EGA, a Marine Corps symbol, on Jaye's army uniform?

  49. mike olsen
    mike olsen
    2 күн мурун

    I saw this in the theater and I have no recollection of any of this.

  50. Michael Newman II
    Michael Newman II
    2 күн мурун

    Any and All references to Broken Arrow are always welcome.... "Yeah, Isn't it cool" 😎

  51. FunkyAce
    FunkyAce
    2 күн мурун

    They actually translated French for "Arming the missile" to Arm as the body part... I understand the confusion but come the f**k on. A BRAS is an arm, ARMER is to arm a missile...

  52. Coffee
    Coffee
    2 күн мурун

    5:31 Singing was the best part of this review

  53. KoruptBD
    KoruptBD
    2 күн мурун

    @02:53 "What gives?!" is that they're brown and possibly muslims. They are fair game for hollywood.

  54. AlejoConejo2209
    AlejoConejo2209
    2 күн мурун

    I just realized they cast Elodie Young as Elektra in The Defenders thanks to her ninja skills in this movie 😂

  55. JaX
    JaX
    2 күн мурун

    This movie is veeeryy stupid... but i Love it xddd

  56. Jackie Pierce
    Jackie Pierce
    2 күн мурун

    I don't remember if I learned about thumb dominance from this movie. I'll just assumed I didn't. But I do notice that sometimes my non-dominante thumb gets on top, and it feels odd.

  57. Jackie Pierce
    Jackie Pierce
    2 күн мурун

    Jeremy put a lot of thought and effort into this video. A "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" joke, to a Star Trek movies joke (though I would have included a Star Trek First Contact joke about guns and a nuclear missle). I felt like sinning Jeremy for making the video longer by singing, but everyone was thinking about the "Tears for Fears" when the High Sparrow said, "Everybody Wants to Rule the World." A very enjoyable video! I really didn't like this movie. It wasn't about the Joes and it could have been any generic action movie, if they havn't included Jonathan Prices' character.

  58. MicBeMacBlog
    MicBeMacBlog
    2 күн мурун

    It looks like pecan covered Brie balls, by the way. But why they would have this while they are on the run and hiding in a basement shelter? Who knows!

  59. Eduardo Sánchez
    Eduardo Sánchez
    2 күн мурун

    For a moment I thought it was a poster from the fast&furious saga

  60. ADRIAN LEONARDO HEREDIA GONZALEZ
    ADRIAN LEONARDO HEREDIA GONZALEZ
    2 күн мурун

    We need a everything wrong with The Godfather the video would be like 1 Minute long

  61. Uryel99
    Uryel99
    2 күн мурун

    At 18:56, with the "bra" jokes, you could easily fit a few more sins, but you'd have to speak french to identify them. For instance, the word "avorter" is the litteral translation for the verb "abort", except it's never used that way in french. "Avorter" refers to actual abortions, or metaphorically to a failure. It is never, ever used to mean "cancel". That button should real "annuler". Just as well, "bras" is the french word for "arms". Not the action of arming a weapon, the actual arms of a person, the body parts between your shoulders and your hands. The proper word for arming a device would likely be "armer" if using an infinitive. By the way, the translation for women's garments would be "soutien-gorge". Also, there isn't a "launch" or "fire" button at all. Sure, you arm the device, and then what ? You can't launch it. It might have nothing to do with bad translation and everything with bad design, though. Also also, the act of readying something isn't "prêt", as "prêt" means it's already ready. But maybe this one is just a confirmation that you are ready. I mean, it's not like you already have several buttons to press to launch that thing, so sure, let's add one more step because at this point you might not be entirely sure you want to nuke the target. Also also also, I can't read the full word in the top left corner, but from the end of it there aren't many options : there are only 10 words in french which end in "aissance", and only one of them has any meaning in a military context. However, "reconnaissance" (recon) wouldn't have any purpose on the launch panel of a nuclear weapon. But at least the keyboard seems to guenuinely have a french layout, from the little I can see anyway. But is it supposed to be a laptop keyboard ? 10 more sins for that bad automated translation which would make amazon's chinese peddlers proud. And 1 sin for me, because "that's racist !". Not really, but I couldn't let that one pass anyway.

  62. Stephane Dorion
    Stephane Dorion
    2 күн мурун

    18:55 The doomday machine: Puissance: power. Verrouillage: lock on. Avorter: abort. Prêt: ready. Bras: arm. Actual arm. 💪 Not armed... Armé. Translator sucks: 10 000 sins.

  63. Hamid Shibata Bennett
    Hamid Shibata Bennett
    2 күн мурун

    Singing. Ding.

    1. Bandit Aviation
      Bandit Aviation
      Күн мурун

      Guitar playing. Ding.

  64. Decease
    Decease
    2 күн мурун

    please do black widow

  65. Din Djarrin
    Din Djarrin
    2 күн мурун

    Can you do everything wrong with “super hero movie” ? I think it would be difficult to make but fun to watch

  66. TheSlizzap
    TheSlizzap
    2 күн мурун

    Nook-Yuh-Ler *ding*

  67. Alysa Aiday
    Alysa Aiday
    2 күн мурун

    5:31 - 5:44 Jeremy's slight rewrite of the lyrics surprised me. I _Did_ however, know that was coming

    1. Alysa Aiday
      Alysa Aiday
      2 күн мурун

      And it's *STILL* Hilarious!!!!

  68. Waheed Zafar
    Waheed Zafar
    2 күн мурун

    Literally no one in Pakistan is named fucking Panhwar I'd sin that me being from Pakistan

  69. Caponeson1
    Caponeson1
    2 күн мурун

    Anyone remember I'm the first GI Joe movie snake eyes was a white dude who was raised by ninjas and took a vow of silence? Yea I guess neither does Hasbro. 😂😂

  70. Tamara Gojkovic
    Tamara Gojkovic
    2 күн мурун

    Please do Fast and Furious 9, you'll have a field day

  71. 420 squad
    420 squad
    2 күн мурун

    Storm shadow didn't have throwing stars it was the broken glass

  72. Andrej Bekan
    Andrej Bekan
    2 күн мурун

    Why is everyone GI I JOEing these days?😂

  73. Vishnu Sunil
    Vishnu Sunil
    2 күн мурун

    Character in a movie:breathes CinemaSins: "Character in a movie is breathing" cliche

  74. Deric Jackman
    Deric Jackman
    2 күн мурун

    I said nope when they killed Channing

  75. Cant be Tamed
    Cant be Tamed
    2 күн мурун

    Ah. I remembered the cringe and the badass cliff battle.

  76. Shawn Lucas
    Shawn Lucas
    2 күн мурун

    Tears For Fears earns the Thumb UP!

  77. 1stNamebasis FinalNamebasis
    1stNamebasis FinalNamebasis
    2 күн мурун

    “Nucular” *ding

  78. MeneGR
    MeneGR
    2 күн мурун

    What's wrong with the sound in this video, always moving from center to left speaker. My right ear needs company too!

  79. Brady Trump
    Brady Trump
    2 күн мурун

    Do saw the fina chapter

  80. David the Blues clues and other shows fan 2003
    David the Blues clues and other shows fan 2003
    2 күн мурун

    Can do please do EVERYTHING wrong with The Spongebob squarepants movie ( where spongebob and Patrick go to shell city ).

  81. Dohyden2
    Dohyden2
    2 күн мурун

    the ending to the movie is pretty dumb

  82. Felipe Lopez
    Felipe Lopez
    2 күн мурун

    Do apocalypto directed by Mel Gibson

  83. Joshua Buth
    Joshua Buth
    2 күн мурун

    Project Zeus was a real thing they planned with the tungsten rods but in real life it was called Project Thor it was never created though due to how much it would cost.

  84. Gozokukolat
    Gozokukolat
    2 күн мурун

    In comic lore, everything that happened with Snake Eyes and Stormshadow happened. But they fucked up EVERYTHING else.

  85. Kalen Napier
    Kalen Napier
    2 күн мурун

    This sucked because marlon Wayans wasnt in it

  86. Amarianee
    Amarianee
    3 күн мурун

    Per Google translate those stickers are: locking, abort, ready, arm

  87. Lovely Lacey
    Lovely Lacey
    3 күн мурун

    You have a beautiful singing voice bro. :-D

  88. Jace Dutey
    Jace Dutey
    3 күн мурун

    I’m very happy cause I just looked for this a couple days ago and was sad it wasn’t on here yet and I get on KGshows and it’s here thank you!!!

  89. Jacob Dralle
    Jacob Dralle
    3 күн мурун

    Literally sinned the “not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons” right before hearing it. Gotta love Cinemasins

  90. liamnaruto
    liamnaruto
    3 күн мурун

    ohhh notice a pattern cinemasins does previous movie that relates somtimes

  91. Taner Archibald
    Taner Archibald
    3 күн мурун

    hehe Jonathan Twice. also fuck this movie for killing off the previous film's main character in the first 20 minutes.

  92. anastasious
    anastasious
    3 күн мурун

    A 7th viewing of Space Jam 2? I regret the first viewing.....

  93. awesomelything
    awesomelything
    3 күн мурун

    17:30 su s

  94. 【Gothy♠Guts】
    【Gothy♠Guts】
    3 күн мурун

    Do luca

  95. Robert O.
    Robert O.
    3 күн мурун

    “Broken Arrow” reference did not go unnoticed…

  96. CarlosN47
    CarlosN47
    3 күн мурун

    11:25 Soda became Pop Me: coke

  97. funny guy lmao
    funny guy lmao
    3 күн мурун

    Gotta hand it to the man to say the sin in tune to everybody want’s to rule the world

  98. Doug Dimmadome
    Doug Dimmadome
    3 күн мурун

    there was a second movie?!

  99. RaiderFork
    RaiderFork
    3 күн мурун

    Forever purge

  100. Jessica Biggers
    Jessica Biggers
    3 күн мурун

    They were unbelievably kind to this dumpster fire.